Troy Says-On Life

At what age is a person an adult? 

When they're a Daddy. 

Why do you think so? 

Because then they're older than you.

If could change one rule that your family has, what would you change?

Dad wouldn't give me spankings.

What is something that makes your family special?

They love on me.

Of all the things you are learning, what do you think will be the most useful when you are an adult?

Math. I don't know why, Daddy just says so.

Are you a good friend? 

Yes.

Why do you think so?

Because I make a good friend, that's why. 

Troy Says-On Love

What is the proper age to get married?

13

Why 13?

Because when you're 13 your pretty much grown.

Well, your sister is 14, you're saying she should get married?

Um, no. Not her. I meant me, when I am 13.

What do people do on a date?

Get a ring and kiss.

When is it okay to kiss somebody?

When you're 36 and you're already married.

Is it better to be single or to be married?

Married, because well, I don't know it just is. 

Why do people fall in love?

Because when they see each other they feel like they want to marry them.

What does it feel like to love someone?

Nothing. I mean, being sad, being happy, all those emotions.

Why do lovers hold hands?

Because they just feel like it. Like you and Daddy do. 

What do you think about love?

I feel like love is about bunny rabbits.

What about bunny rabbits?

It's good, love is. That's all. Just stop Mom. 

How do you make someone fall in love with you?

By looking at them in the eyes. That's all *I* have to do. 

What are people thinking when they tell someone they love them?

They're thinking dumb. Dumb. 

Is it okay to kiss somebody?

No. When your six, then no. But if you're married it's okay. 

How do you make love last?

By being happy and kissing a lot. 

First installment of "Troy Says" (on Mom)

Welcome to the first installment of "Troy Says". In these "Troy Says" blogs, I will be asking Troy a series of questions and typing the answers out for you to see. This morning he had been fighting me over eating his breakfast, and you can tell by his answers. He wasn't so witty this morning, which is surprising because he usually is. Be on the look out for more installments of "Troy Says", because, you never really know WHAT this kid will say.

1. What is something mom always says to you? 

Get up to the table and eat

2. What makes mom happy? 

When I eat

3. What makes mom sad? 

When I won't eat

4. How does your mom make you laugh? 

Tickles me

5. What was your mom like as a child? 

A Barbie

6. How old is your mom? 

30 or 57, I don't know

7. How tall is your mom? 

35 inches

8. What is her favorite thing to do? 

Go camping

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

I don't know, she leaves me

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? 

Being a model 

(Gosh I love this kid, he's good for the ego)

11. What is your mom really good at? 

Cooking

12. What is your mom not very good at? 

Cooking cinnamon rolls 

(can you guess what was for breakfast and what we're battling about today?)

13. What does your mom do for her job? 

helps people breathe

14. What's your mom's favorite food? 

Protein drinks 

(Gag, but I guess he sees me drink them a lot)

15. What makes you proud of your mom? 

Troy...that's me. I'm proud that she has me. 

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? 

Mario

17. What do you and your mom do together? 

Play

18. How are you and your mom the same? 

We both wear glasses

19. How are you and your mom different?

She has long hair and I don't, and our ears aren't the same.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

She makes me work 

(I have no idea folks, I just write the answers)

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? 

Wal-Mart 

(Not hardly...but I do have to go there a lot)