Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Troy Says...on random subjects.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? 
I don't know. I'm serious.

(It's okay buddy, it seems to be an unanswered question for a lot of folks.)

What makes a car go? 
Well, a lot of engine, a lot of turbo chargers, and even more than that.

What about gas? 
What about gas?

Does it make a car go? 
YES! Because you pump it way full and then it goes 
(imagine boy noise here) 
and speeds off fast!

Where does chocolate milk come from? 
From a black cow, duh. 

Why does a blanket make you warm? 
Just because it is made to make you warm like that.

How do you become a grandpa? 
You just get older and it happens.

What is the BEST smell in the world? 

(he answered WAY too quickly this time...like he didn't even have to think on it. BOYS!)

What is the WORST smell in the world? 
Armpits, they STINK! Pa-toooey!

But you just said armpits were the best smell in the world?
Well, deodorant on armpits is the best smell in the world! 
And Dad's armpits... I like smelling Dad's armpits.
After he showers.
And puts on deodorant. 


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